1a. Where was Johann when the police showed up? Out Bach.
1b Why couldn't they find him? He was Haydn.
2. What do you do when you run out of zart? Ask for Mozart.
1. Why do Bass Clarinet players put their cases in the front windshield? So that they can park in the handicapped parking places
2. Why is it hard for drummers to get dates? They are bad at "Pick-ups."
3. Two trombone players go into a bar. They were 3 counts early.